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Wed, 2 Feb 2000 22:10:52 +0000
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I
was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing knickers!"
007 tuts, taps his watch and says "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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