The Loony Bin
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Sun, 2 Apr 2000 13:28:55 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here's another list for you to look at: IS YOUR WIFE A HUGE "WITCH" IS YOUR HUSBAND A FAT, WORTHLESS PIG? If this is true, you must go here: http://www.angelfire.com/ca/hawkeyemjs/witch.html ALSO, FREE DAILY JOKES, INSULTS, FORWARDS, AND MORE! http://megajokes.tsx.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For all those dog fans, here's some sophisticated haiku poetry for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Doggie Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed many Doggie derrieres - and I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Anoint each bush. Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I Have made a puddle. Behold my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot - no greater bliss - Well, maybe catching rats. . . The cat is not all Bad - she supplies the litterbox With many Tootsie Rolls. Dig under fence - why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet, expelling much gas. How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you so much. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com