The Loony Bin
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Thu, 1 Mar 2001 03:42:51 +0000
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Hiya All...
If you're a procrastinator, you'll need to know this...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
"Procrastinator's Creed"
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1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done
already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find
excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount
of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new
technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my
obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the
amount of time given.
7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to
change my mind.
9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or
write the first word, when I get around to it.
10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
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