The Loony Bin
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Thu, 1 Mar 2001 04:14:44 +0000
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Hiya People...
How can you tell when someone's from Philadelphia...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
YOU MUST BE FROM PHILADELPHIA IF...
* You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice.
(It comes in churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors.)
* You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long
distance to family members.
* You know how to spell Schuylkill.
* You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79 Toyota is a bargain.
* You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "This would only be
three bucks at a truckstop."
* You can sleep soundly through gunshots in the neighborhood.
* You visit New York and notice how clean it is.
* You believe that the car on your side, flashing its turn signal, wants
you to close the gap with the car in front.
* You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz.
* You find street people greet you by first name.
* You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
* You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.
* Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same
block.
* You love scrapple for breakfast.
* You took a vacation at the shore (and liked it).
* You know where to find the Rocky statue.
* Only tourists go to Geno and Pat's for an authentic cheesesteak.
* You buy soft pretzels at a traffic light.
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