Stalked by Martha Stewart...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 1 Mar 2001 04:13:31 +0000 

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Hiya Loonies...

Here are some signs that you might be being stalked by Martha Stewart...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


SIGNS YOU ARE BEING STALKED BY MARTHA STEWART

* You get a threatening note made up of letters neatly cut out of a
magazine with pinking shears;

* You find a slice of lemon floating in your dog's dish;

* Every napkin in your house has been folded into the shape of a swan;

* On her TV show she makes a replica of your home out of gingerbread,
including your fallen-down licorice downspout and stuck-half-open,
graham-cracker, garage door;

* You find your pet bunny simmering on the stove in an exquisite,
tarragon, rose-petal, and saffron demi-glace.


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