The Loony Bin
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Thu, 1 Mar 2001 04:13:31 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here are some signs that you might be being stalked by Martha Stewart... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- SIGNS YOU ARE BEING STALKED BY MARTHA STEWART * You get a threatening note made up of letters neatly cut out of a magazine with pinking shears; * You find a slice of lemon floating in your dog's dish; * Every napkin in your house has been folded into the shape of a swan; * On her TV show she makes a replica of your home out of gingerbread, including your fallen-down licorice downspout and stuck-half-open, graham-cracker, garage door; * You find your pet bunny simmering on the stove in an exquisite, tarragon, rose-petal, and saffron demi-glace. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com