Top Crime Fighters...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 3 Jun 2001 02:06:27 +0100


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Hiya People...

So who really are the top crime fighters in the US...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Top Crime Fighters
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In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country,
the president narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the FBI,
and the Chicago Police. The three remaining contenders were given the
task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.
 
The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout.
They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
 
The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they
burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They
made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.
 
The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear was yelling " Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a
rabbit".


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