Rejected Rejection...

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Mon, 03 Jun 02 00:10:13 -2300


Hiya Folks...

Now we see how one job applicant deals with a rejection letter...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


REJECTED REJECTION

Dear Ms. Ezell:

Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate
in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.

With such a varied and promising field of corporate candidates it is
impossible for me to accept all refusals for employment.

Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately
following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
Marc Taylor


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