The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.com
)
Sun, 26 May 02 01:13:38 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Now we watch as a group of bystanders and a wise Mulla try to help
rescue a man in difficulty...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
*********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com*********
Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/
************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************
------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
RESCUE
A man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all
crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over.
They were all shouting, "Give me your hand!" but the man would not reach
up.
Mulla Nasrudin elbowed his way through the crowd and leaned over the
man.
"Friend," he asked, "what is your profession?"
"I am an income tax inspector," gasped the man.
"In that case," said Nasrudin, "take my hand!"
The man immediately grasped the Mulla's hand and was hauled to safety.
Nasrudin turned to the amazed by-standers and declared, "Never ask a tax
man to *give* you anything, you fools!"
Please include this information if you forward this joke:
*******************************************************
This joke and others like it, can be found in:
The Loony Bin
http://www.theloonies.co.uk/
*******************************************************
To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com
Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'