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Wed, 14 Aug 02 01:32:22 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Today we enjoy various quotes and words of wisdom on the blissful state
of marriage...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Marital Bliss
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Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and
waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife,
sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our
idea of useless legislation.
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur
coat.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast
for me. - Dick Martin
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry
you, I want to have children..." they leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner
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