Fire Risk...

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Thu, 15 Aug 02 00:26:23 -2300


Hiya All...

Today we meet a couple wondering whether their house is going to burn...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
 
 
The House Is Going to Burn! 
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In a car in the middle of Colorado a wife says to her husband, "Oh Dear,
George! I'm sure I left the iron on. I'm afraid the house is going to
burn down!" 
 
George: "The house will not burn down, dear." 
 
Wife: "Now, how can you make a statement like that?" 
 
George: "Because I forgot to turn off the water in the bathtub!" 


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