Grade 3...

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Sun, 24 Aug 03 02:21:53 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

This time a teacher discovers the extent of her pupils' vocabulary...

Wishes & Dreams...

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Grade 3
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Miss Figpot looked over her third grade class and happened to notice
Billy and Little Johnny giggling and talking during her lesson.

"Well, since you two are obviously listening so well, let's see if you
can answer this one!" The teacher said with a smirk on her face. "What
is the proper name to use when referring to a cow that has just given
birth?"

There was a moment of silence, then Little Johnny started giggling.

"You think it's funny Johnny? You know the answer?" growled Miss Figpot.

"Umm...yeah!" Johnny replied.

"Well, let's hear it."

"You would call her 'de-calfenated'!"


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