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Hiya People... In today's tale, Uncle Leroy learns of the good things that books can do for him... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- UNCLE LEROY IS BOOK SMART A salesman came to Uncle Leroy's door, selling books. Now Leroy's wife is at work (Ole Leroy wasn't much for working - he did lots of hunting and fishing and then quite a bit of the house chores). Well Leroy answered the door wearing his apron and the salesman goes into his sales pitch about how this one book he has would do half of Leroy's work for him. Leroy ponders this for a minute and then he says, "Are you sure this book will do half of my work for me?" "YES SIR, absolutely!" answers the salesman. Leroy said, "Well now, in that case I reckon I'll take me two of them books!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'